Young Goulash (why is he called that?) is the first user of the infamous 'Drive'

New boy Joey is the second

Adam displays the nobel art of umpiring at square leg: that's him hiding under the oak tree!

Defensive qualities (sort of) so early in the season

Joey on the attack

Inspired by Joey, Goulash joins the fray

You know, the new boy's got a touch of class about him

Until one turns that is!!

Enter Dazzer with a stretch to leg..

...then a hook to leg...

... then a glancy type shot to leg...

followed by a Holmwood drive... to leg. Is anyone else spotting a pattern here? What a fine example to set for the rest of the team!!

Especially young Ben, who obviously sees Dazzer as a mentor

And continues to try and emulate his hero!

Seeing the effect his swashbuckling is having on the younger generation, Dazzer decides that the only way he can hit one reasonably straight is to meet the bowler half way

Which has no effect on Ben anyway, and he soon departs.

Enter Little Sav aka Colin, who has kindly donned the whites to 'make the numbers up'

Meanwhile Dazzer (eyes shut when batting?) finds the off side

Perhaps he should have Colin as a mentor - that's the way to do it!!

Stylish stuff from the part timer

Dazzer can only kneel in awe and wonder

Colin is now in full flow having studied the batting manual, and glances to leg

Then late cuts to off - hey League team, are you guys watching this?